What Would You Do If Your Home Was Being Broken Into?

Ahh , I literally LOL'd after reading this . . .

 

Probably go into my basement or some shit and call the cops

 

I would kill them with a gun. i have always wanted to do that

 

Jump out the window and call the cops, not taking any chances

If i was in immediate danger I'd find a weapon

 

we good niggas got a panic room

 

I would probably grab this spikey thing I have and hit them with it.

I have this thing, it's a chair leg that I taped a ball to the end of, then hammered nails through it. It's hard to describe but it's pretty brutal.

 

If someone broke into my house with intent to steal from or harm myself or my family, I wouldn't hesitate to kill them by any means necessary. I'd catch one offguard w/ a baseball bat or another blunt object to the back of the skull. If once wasn't enough, I'd keep swinging.

 

I think many of you are sadistic... Just hit the guy for god's sake! Are all of you part of the NRA?

 

Chances are, unless the guy broke in to actually kill you, the robber wouldn't be armed. Since if the robber gets caught, he's going to get a lot more jailtime with a lethal weapon breaking into a house, instead of a simple breaking and entering charge.

Personally I'd still probably hide somewhere, and call 9/11. No use in risk getting assaulted/killed over a few possessions.

 

Well, since I'm a trained professional ninja, with every possible black belt on the face of the Earth, I'd probably kick their buts. Who needs the cops, when you're the most fierce MMA lord ever, right? Plus, I'm about 600lbs, muscular, tight-hair-ass. I hate internet BSers.

On a serious note, I would just call the cops, because I'm not going to be the idiot who goes after, or waits for the burglar.

 

I would choke the life out of them

 

I'd shit my pants and hand everything over to them.

 

Not much. Insurance covers most things. I'd shit myself and run to my neighbours house and call the cops. Simpleeee.

 

I would post in this thread and pretend to be a badass even though I'm not. Wait...


I would just grab a bunch of heavy stuff, open my bedroom door, throw it at his dome, shut the door, and call the po-po on that obviously black man.

 

Sorry but fear doesnt control my life so i don't think about those kinda things.

 

Well I live in Alabama, and although we may have incest, hillbillies, and other bad reputations, there's one thing thats golden, we can legally shoot anybody that is in our yard without our permission, no questions asked. SO......they wouldn't make it through the door.........Plenty of guns in the house, most likely use the 44 magnum though just because it's the least messy, shotguns are overkill, lol.

 

i would kick the shit out of him
i am bad ass motherfucker palestinian

 

I'd throw poop like a howling monkey

 

Dig in and rip their eyes out, easiest thing to do.
After that, you call the cops.

 

I don't have anything worth stealing lol.