Yr 0's Tickle the Obby Tank

Disclaimer: I have been a long time member of sythe.org. I don't want to release my former account name in the event that JaGeX ends up not condoning my behavior. All though, I must say here. I do not bot, cheat, lie, trade real world items or attempt to do any of that stuff. If you read this thread and want to shoot me a PM in game, have at it. My private chat is almost always on, and if it's not feel free to join me in 'Cictriz ESP' clan chat channel. Also, I am not ban evading, I have no bans to evade. I have always been a good syther. Unfortunately, Sythe.or has very different rules than JaGeX, I'd just like to be able to show off my screenies while staying out of trouble.

Yr 0's Tickle


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At the time of starting this log I am currently 52 combat (range based). I have 73 strength, 56 range and 5 attack. But, I'm not your average obby mauler. I'm one of those def nerds. Ya, that's me. I'm just your average def nerd. I max 31's and can hit 14's with my magic bow all while hiding behind my nerdy 40 defense.

I trained at Soul Wars when I first started my obby tank. I sort of payed attention but mostly worked on school work and bandaging people every few minutes. I hate it now, it's one of the most boring things you can do in runescape.. and when I first started pking I really didn't expect to be any good, I just wanted to be like "Follow One" (an epic tank). Now I have started to take pictures of my best kills to shae to the world

My original thought was to only fight targets since I was pretty much wearing my whole bank. (I literally left edgy with 20k in the bank on my first day pking) My first target finally came around and i had gotten 75 EP, I'm now good friends with him but when he tried to run I smashed him down with my maul then started spamming 'OMFG'

In my first target loot I had doubled my bank worth



I thought I was the king shit. Then when I bought full corrupt statius with my target loot.. I was a walking target for DBowers. If you don't understand, I've written an equation..

SW Prod + Def Nerd + Over 1.5m Risk = Range Pure's Wet Dream​

No one ever told me that.. so I was back to being poorer than a 3rd world country after a devastating earthqauke.

So I trained at Rock crabs for a few weeks and brought my strength up to about 71 and trained my range to 50. And I was still a cocky piece of shit. What happens when you combine all that? You get a stuck-up prick that can tank a 3 man (dbow + 2 obby mauler) clan.
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True story. I got a target and I was upset to see that he was in multi. But, I figured, "I have defense.. why not?". It payed off, I was fighting my targ and his clan was going at me with their respective weapons. When the dbower specced me I auto-retaliated and sent his poor ass back to edgy with a swift 30. He dropped some sexy range brawlers.

All that was left was my target (who was tickling me with his 0's) and his other clan mate. I KO'ed my targ and eventually his friend ran away. I was excited to see that I wasnt a failure after all.


For my most recent kills I'll just show a picture and a little story about it.


A level 54 asked to fight. I thought it was just another nerdy gmauler wannabe strength pure. He only had rune scim and monk robes and a team cape. So I agreed to the fight. A few hits later this kid whips out claws. Even with 40 defense it was close. I was redbarred twice.
After his spec he ran off. But, came back a few seconds later and said "gf, out.", it was refreshing to see someone actually dm me. Respect.



Another clawer, not very exciting loot. It was exciting to risk it when he pulled out claws though



I had been through 2 fights, both without a ko and without a bank run. I had been using food that I found on the ground. Then a level 53 gmauler asked me to fight. Within 20 seconds of saying "gl" I specced mage bow, 14-14. gf.. no maul needed.



Your typical trash-talker here. He had been hiding in multi, deep wildy, you name it. While he was doing this he would pm me about how much I suck and then turn off his private chat so I couldn't respond. I finally decided to track him down. He was in level 34 wildy.. awesome. I got my loot and walked back to edgy to bank. He sent me a final PM and then logged off. Apparently he "fcued me up" he also mentioned about how I should "l2pk" because I'm apparently a "nub".



My target lagged.. according to him. I guess I can't be very proud of this kill since he lagged and I have no skill.



This target got me all worked up over mah pixels! I had seen him in single that day one-iteming. So I got out my pretty looking black elite armour and pranced my ass over to multi figuring it'd be an easy kill.

Fuck me, "You have been frozen!".. "Oh dear, you are dead!".

1 iteming clans ftw? W/e I was pissed. I got out my rune darts and a steel 2h that I had laying around and went to go KO him and hopefully buy my sexy black elite back. Sure enough, I go back to his fag clan and kill him. It's a miracle how I escaped wildy with my loot but I'm grateful.



Not much to brag about here. He wasn't very good. Probably his first day. I still took a screenie.



Pretty sick KO here. Mage bow spec at almost full health, switch to maul for a sexy 28. Too bad loot is based on how raw your KO's are. I'd be rich as fuck.



700k is nothin' to be ashamed of. Especially when you're eating scrap foods from other kills.



The EP system is normally very kind to me.. Idk wtf happened here. I was 81 EP when I got my KO. 100k later I'm down to 22 EP. Nice.



I wish the loot would be better. This was my best KO in a long time. Clean mage bow switch to a 29. While on the phone with my girlfriend at the same time



Idk what makes people think that claws are good at such low levels. I do just fine and my attack level is only 5 . At least he didn't safe.



I got a targ and since he was deep I chased after him. On my way there this level 84 starts following me. I was like "whaddupp dog?". He didn't say anything. We found my targ but he got killed by a different kid. So I started to walk back to edgy. The fucking 84 kills me.. -.-

Gf bruh, I was able to kill the targ anyways.



-.- You have to be bad to die to a nerd like me. Even worse to die to a nerd like me's level 56 range magic bow special attack. Good game. He now follows me around wildy asking for rematches because, "I'm a failed pker and I should quit."

kk.



I was feelin' like superman when I tanked his gmaul special on 14 hp. To my surprise, it worked. 26 with my maul pl0x? 13 ep loot.



Another death in multi. Big ol' swarm of 51-52's come after me right as I attack my 1item targ. Next thing I know, I'm dead. Still got the loot though.



Literally 4 targets waited me out. (Names: i am ace i, Pinkninja169, Hatternoob, and D E A N ox) Then after I finally get a target that isn't a total pusy, he goes and hides in multi. I almost didn't find the loot.



Rofl. Will the MSB KO's ever stop?!?! Had 100 ep, died to a pro target too. -.- Not bad loot.



Killed this guy just moments after I got the above loot. Really fast KO, I don't think he knew how to eat food.. (if you're reading this bro: all you have to do is click on the picture of your fishy. Then your character gets to be healed hitpoints! Magical.)



Got this kill late last night. Lol, I no life. Ftw. I just hate to go to bed on a bad note so I killed my target.



I fucking sucked for about 2 hours. Died 4 times on terrible risks, like I had no chance at KOing but I still didn't eat. Finally broke the curse.

ALBANIA KUSH DIED TO THE WORST PKER HE'S EVER SEEN!!! TWICE!!!

The story: This little bitch, named ALBANIA KUSH once came up to me and started talking the regular trash talking. "Def nerd", "Gtfo wildy", "Fight me noob". I had literally just KOed his friend, so I had almost no ep. I simply declined his offer to fight and told him about how I had just gotten a kill and now I want EP.

The kid then consumes some sort of beverage then started to throw this frisbee looking range weapons at me. I walked out of wildy and told him to stay off or I will have to kill him.

He says okay and I believed him, so I stepped into wildy and what do ya know? He continues to range me. So I click on a monkfish, then my pots and start to range him.

"Safer noob!!!", he yells.

"Wtf, I potted", I reply.

"Tbh, he just potted kid.", chimes in a level 120.

The fight is boring since we both wern't really getting anywhere with all this safing. So I decided to try out a magic short bow special- 12-14.. to my surprise he fell to his knees and gave my 13 inch penis a thorough sucking.. but then he said "Noob" and disappeared. In his spot I would have expected to see a great deal of semen. No, only a rune crossbow and a ring of recoil. (Personal note: EP seems to be an indicator to how good your drop is..)

I didn't bother to take a screenshot because the loot wasn't even worth the cash I spent on arrows, pots and monkfish. Little did I know, that was only the beginning of a retarded relationship, in which Mr. ALBANIA KUSH thinks that he is the messiah of all pking.

I go to the bank and re-stock.

Head on back to wildy to find the very man who just made me ejaculate a rune crossbow and ring of recoil. I was shocked.

"gf noob, i bet you cant kill me again"

I played along and said, "Ya dude, you're good. Idk how you didn't KO me."

He potted.. "Gl faq." (Since when was FAQ an insult???)

"Nty bruh, revenge loot ftl. You don't want poop loot, trust me." I told him.

"Your the worst pker ive ever seen!", he tells me.

"Oh ya, that's why you died to 57 range level msb spec.."

No one believed me that I had already KOed the scrub..

I had to go anyways so I just logged out.



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The next day.

It was a beautiful day in wildy, I was enjoying my country's victory over Canada in the olympic hockey game. When I got a targ at half targ likelihood. Can't complain about that. He was a nerd, logged out after spending 9 mins in safe zone. GF, 20 mins of my life wasted.

Next target, same thing. -.-

"hey noob, fight?", ALBANIA KUSH asked me.

"Nty, almost new targ.", I told him.

"wow everytime i ask to fight you have some bs!"

".."

"you always have an excuse to not fight me!"

"youre kidding right? Youre calling me a liar?"

"yup. gl kid.", he pots.

"I'll bet you $100 that you are my target." (he's the same combat level as me)

3 minutes pass by. 'You have been assigned a Bounty Target!'

Name: ALBANIA KUSH

Potted, we fight. I eat on -25 but, according to him that's a safe. He did the single most nedy thing you can do in runescape, "u safe, i safe".

-.-

He specs dbow and runs.

ROUND 2:

Same thing..

ROUND 3:

I finally KO him with a sexy 25.

The loot was minuscule compared to the feeling that I had. I had finally shut the kid up.

Here's the picture..





I've never been able to kill farcasters. I finally got it though, GF man. Only ate like 2 sharks rest I had to drop for loot. Didn't even have enough time to pick up all of it. >.< 2nd pair of prayer brawlers.



Weird kill. I got a dds target. (yes, that's right. A dds pure at level 53 combat.) We fought for a little bit then asked to no arm. I declined so he ran off to get his wind blast. I panikkkkeddd!!! Epic splashes, tickled more than his dds spec 0's. I waited anxiously in wildy while he was restocking, then a range tank (level 54) attacked me and I fought back. I figured why not just kill some time.

He ran off to restock, so I did too. When I came back my target was fighting a gmauler, safing like always. My target gets KOed by the gmaul spec. So I got some loot. Yayy.. fun. Free loot. -.-

I was picking up my loot and got pjed by the guy that killed my target. I simply told him off and that I was looting. He persisted. I potted and gave it a go. A few rune arrows later I whipped out mah maul and 25'd his pjing ass back to Edgy. GF.



I saw him walk into wildy.
I saw him pot.
I saw him earth blast me.
I saw him fail spec me.

He saw edgy.



Really good PKer. I've never met a pure that is so respectable. 'Help Leave' is his name.



Lol.. I kill all these targets taht are actually risking. And I do so with 50+ EP. This kill was on a 1 itemer.. with 28 ep.. can't complain about 1.5M for doing nothing.

 

heh, nice log =D pretty funny too .

 

Thanks Glad you liked it.

 

Cool story bra.


JK, some nice kills in there, possibly a bit too descriptive for some people's tastes, but nice job!

 

If you don't wanna read it you don't have to

 

Nice kills and loots, and funny stories too. Can you please add a stat pic as the very first image so we can see all of your stats =). Also whats your current combat?

 

i really liked this log, read the whole thing, keep putting new things in and keep us informed GL with your goals

 

oi nice log keep it updated btw , how much shit do you have open in your toolbars xD

 

Thank you very much. I will post to this log as often as I remember to . And also, Go Wings. (I'm a hockey player myself.)

Thanks again. I'll post a stats picture as soon as possible. Keep reading.

 

To make it fair for the other pkers. More toolbars = more lag. haha.

Tbh I get so bored waiting for people to fight I'm usually on facebook, etc.

 

Just up dated the log. 2 new kills, forgot to screenie my best loot of the day. FML. W/e just died to a faggot farcasting target.. he called it a safe when I ate at 12 but he spam clicked his rocktails at the sight of my maul. Cool.

 

Very Nice , However 5 Attack Fails....

If you going to be A Mauler / Tank Mauler -Stay 1 attack...but Meh to late now...

GL.

 

Very descriptive, I enjoyed it.
GL with future kills.

 

Are you a obby tank?But ur awsome any way!nice pics

 

Nice kills, alright loot. I have a obby mauler with 70 str, 1 everthing eles, and 59Hp what i'm currently selling. But it's not even a member. Just to get started, nice kills/stats neverless.

 

Just posted an updated skills pic. And about 5 new kills. Enjoy

 

Hehe , Yay - I saw him in pvp , and was going to k0 him with my lvl 60 =p

Nah , jokes

Good Sh*t

 

Just died to pro targ and good friend. Bump.

 

Why would I get 40 defense and totally fuck up my combat level just to no arm people? Grow some balls kiddos. L2pk, especially when you're the same combat level as me or higher. Don't ask to no arm me. Grow some balls.

Bump.

 

very nice log