The College Application Essay Guide

Only IDIOTS apply for college, CLEVER people apply for university.

 

What are you on about? They are basically the same thing... :/

 

NO college is where retards from state schools go, and the best job you can get is an office worker, nobodys gona give you a scientific or lawyer job with records from college, you see, college offers idiots idiotic jobs, such as bieng a barber, collecting trash, bieng a postman and that rubbish, you can't get a master degree in college, in university you take diffucult courses, and you can only get good jobs, like working for nasa, making a business, etc,

its like comparing a state school to a private school,

State school = idiots teaching idiots for free.

Private school = clever people teaching clever people

state schools take any old idiots, private schools you pay around £16,000
($32,000) a year.

also private schools require a lot of exams to be approved, and there are yearly exams, if you fail your kicked out and become a bin man, its really quite simple. I go to a private school, and when i was 13 (im now 14) we were learning much, much more than what you do in college when your 18,
its retards play going to college, no joke, so please, dont say that theres no difference, because again, thats like comparing a cleaner to a brain surgeon.

 

Colleges and Universities are the same exact thing, it's just determined by the founder otherwise known as the original president. I'm not sure if it's different in other regions, but I know that in the US and mostly every other country it's the same.

 

If I went to HARVARD COLLEGE, I could be anything I want to be.... Public colleges in the USA are pretty good, and you can get ANY job even if you go to one... You do NOT HAVE to go to a private school to get a good job... In US English, there is NO difference WHAT SO EVER between colleges and universities.. We rarely even use the word university.

 

ok, sorry my mistake in the uk its two completely different things.

 

Yea, if you see the word college used, assume that the person is from the USA... And that it may be a good school... Since very few people here use the word university unless its in the school's name... which it rarely is...