Australia

Well you have many regions. I'm not sure what they're all called but I know one is the outback just because of Man Vs Wild. Hard climates. Majority of the worlds most venomous snakes are located in Australia as well

 

I have heard there are lots of insect problems and stuff inside and around houses. Is this true?

 

That it's really fucking peacefull and there's no nig- ohst

 

While people in America are like "omg sweet a Kangaroo!" people in Australia consider them PESTS.

Australians are generally like "chill maaate"

Australians have a good perspective on the world because they're so isolated from the other continents ^_^

Australia is waaay too far for me to fly to

 

I'd love to go. Just because it'd be the best break from the US possible

 

They export a large amount of plastic products.

 

Finn, do you have a list of shit that you know about everything?

 

You live in both a country and a continent at the same time.

You are all easy going and aren't really involved with the rest of the world. (Y/N?)

 

Sythe is a kangaroo.

 

Most Australian's drive a Holden Commodore which i think are V8's, i'm not sure though because i hate Holden Commodores lol. Its traditional for Skyline owners to hate commodore owners and vice versa.

BBQ's are the best way to catch up with friends so often people have BBQ's here.

There is a large number of kangaroo's here, some people from other countries don't believe me when i say i see them hoping down the street all the time, but its true. You don't see them hoping around the city, but anywhere near the bush and you'll see a ton.

I've always thought theres way too many Zoo's in Australia, so i guess theres a fair few zoo keepers, theres only a few big Zoo's in Australia though.

No we don't actually have them as pets. The rare Australian might have one as a pet, but 99.9% of us don't. Kangaroo's don't really do much though so they'd be a boring pet.

We have 7 states if thats what you mean? "The Outback" is refferred to as bush area's, i think anyway.

We do have like 7/10 of the worlds most venomous snakes or something like that so thats true. As to the climate i've never been to any countries so i can't say our climate is harsh.

We can get a shitload of flies during summer, depends where you live though. The further north you go in Australia, the more flies you get. We probably have more spiders around our houses than most other countries too, but that's about it. Our main problem is the cane toad, theres shitloads of them. Thats why we go "cane toad hunting", this is when we get golf clubs and smash the cane toads with them. Its fun to see how far you can hit them.

Again it depends where you live as to how peaceful it is. Also i do know what a 'nig- ohst' is.

Nah kangaroo's aren't pests here since their population is on a rapid decline as we take up their habitats lol.

You could probably say we live in on an island too.

We are America's bitch, whatever America does, we follow.

 

Australia used to have graffiti boards I don't know if they still do though.

 

Ok, some things i theorise...

Firstly, you stole too many of Englands place names, "New wales, New Manchester" etc...
You wanted New york, but the USA got it first, you settled for New New York.
Australia is a giant prison, the great barrier reef is quite literally a barrier, to keep all you crooks and villans in (I learnt that in the good ol' days, crooks would be extradited to Australia)

That's it for now, oh no wait... you all know how to tame snakes and crocodiles, and you all wear hats with corks attached to string dangling down.


I know a majority of it is lies (or i think so), express your opinion on what i just said.

 

What you just said was so idiotic I don't want express my opinion any further about it

 

Well we have New South Wales and thats it.

Australia WAS originally a giant prison, so us Australian's ancestors are mostly convicts. The great barrier reef is just a reef, it doesn't keep anyone in Australia and it never did.

Snakes and crocodiles can not be tamed. I had used to have on of those hats, the corks keep the flies away. They are actually incredibly effective.

 

all i know is that there is a new movie coming out called 'australia'

 

The nullarbor plain sounds extremely cool, I heard about it somewhere.

 

also, bribane australia, and the kimberley

 

Believe in Sydney and Melbourne there are places for legal graffiti. But where I live (Adelaide) tbh its quite a shithole and theirs graffiti everywhere. Mostly allocated to bridges and barriers depends on the area tho. Some of it looks good tho.

And in cities and outer suburbs your unlikely to find kangaroos. Id probs say 100km radius of a city till u start seeing kangaroos.

 

You are 100% correct.

I prefer 4cylinder turbos tho.

 

No, as far as I'm concerned you need a permit to keep kangaroo's as pets, or any wildlife for that matter.

We have dogs though