What is your first thought in the morning?

I usually think *Omg I'm so tired, When I get home I'll sleep for hours*

Then when I get home I'm like.. *Nevermind, I'm not wasting time in bed*

 

More sleep. Oh shit shower time. I proceed to shower super quickly and start my day.

 

This, or how am i going to pee with this raging boner.

 

I think fuck it and shag my bed again

 

*Where do I have to be first*

 

10 more minutes.

 

First thought is if I should get up to swipe snooze on my phone, or just let it eventually go off by itself.

 

Gotta get rid of my stiffy

 

"What time is it"

 

"Did I oversleep my alarm!?!?!"

 

My first thought when i wake up in the morning is where the fuck is my cigs or when i can smoke weed fuck gotta roll up.

 

Ahh another day, get up go to school study n sleep.

 

fuck.. school..

 

what's the fastest way to get through school

 

Usually the night before I promise myself to get up early before work and think of a ton of reasons as to why it would be productive.
Morning comes: "Wtf do I need to wake up this early for?"

Zzzzz

 

I always feel like shit in the morning, so probably "Fuckkk this" and try to go back to sleep. Once I wake up and feel better, I smoke a cig, play some music, take a shower and figure out what I'm doing for the day.

 

Grab a cancerstick....I need to quit this $hit

 

After a night in the SU bar, mine today was "Vodkas over Buds anyday" *less of a hangover for me*

 

I hope I have time to make breakfast so I don't have to buy it on my way to work/school/whatever.

 

fuck it's late