$$$How to do business CORRECTLY as told by Notorious B.I.G$$$

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$$$How to do business CORRECTLY as told by Notorious B.I.G$$$
  1. Unread #1 - Jan 7, 2009 at 3:54 PM
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    The Notorious B.I.G (May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997)​

    How to do business
    • If you’re planning on scamming, attempt to scam, or do scam, you’re at a HUGE LOSS monetarily (money wise) and I’ll/it’ll get you banned. Why scam when you can make unlimited profit by being truly legitimate?
    • My guide is illustrated by a song written by Notorious B.I.G. He’s a noted rapper and lyricist that knew how to do business, regardless of it being drug dealing. I do not condone use of drugs, nor am I promoting it. His lyrics are left unedited (except for omitting the desecration of G-d’s Name) so I urge you not to read this if you’ll be any way offended. I omit it because I’m against writing it anywhere. You’ll never find me cursing as I haven’t since about 5th grade for my own reasons but for the purpose of this guide, I’ll include profanities unedited.
    • Each lyric I take will come from the song “10 crack commandments” by Notorious B.I.G and they will be thoroughly explained as well as applied to business in all legitimate fields. He grew up in a bad area and dealt drugs to keep himself and his daughter alive. If any disrespect is shown towards him, your post will be counted as spam.
    • Business isn’t for everyone. It requires a certain attitude and desire to get things done.
    • The only difference between online business and face to face business is having a *real and live person* right in front of you.
    “I been in this game for years, it made me a animal
    Its rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual”

    I know what I’m talking about when it comes to business. I’ve worked for accountants, asked questions, observed, spoken to people in the field, and done plenty of business myself buying and selling on sythe as well as in real life. My aim is to show people how to do business in ACTUALITY. I’m a business man that aims to start my own record label eventually so every day I’m learning but I do pride myself in knowing what I’m talking about.

    “A step by step booklet for you to get
    Your game on track, not your wig pushed back”

    If you do what you’re supposed to do and follow what I say, you’ll be in the right state of mind and you WON’T BE STRESSED.

    “Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
    How much, dough you hold, cause you know
    The cheddar breed jealousy specially”

    There’s no reason for me, you, or anyone else to tell our customers/clients how much money we’re making or how much money we have. It’s nobody’s business but ours and our business partners.

    “Number two: never let em know your next move
    Dont you know bad boys move in silence or violence
    Take it from your highness (uh-huh)”

    This does not in anyway mean “be the big bad wolf and blow the house down by scamming!” It does mean you don’t need to tell your customers/clients how you get the merchandise you’re selling or the money you’ll be making off it. If they ask, you fight for your business and say you don’t disclose that information.

    “Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
    0AYour momsll set that ass up, properly gassed up
    Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
    She be layin in the bushes to light that ass up”

    Don’t trust anybody but yourself unless you HAVE TO, not if you’re “forced to”. If you’re going to use a middle man on sythe, know who you’re working with but never entrust them without them proving their trust first. Even your “bff” can backstab you and nail you on their going away party. Nobody cares more about you than yourself. If they do, there’s a problem.

    “Number four: know you heard this before
    Never get high, on your own supply”

    If you own a restaurant and put food on someone’s plate, would you walk by and grab a piece of their food while they’re eating it? If you’re planning on selling something, don’t take parts of it and use it, keep it as is.

    “Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
    I dont care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce”

    If you can help it, keep IMPORTANT information confidential. Don’t tell people your passwords or account names of any sort. Although, I do advocate using your REAL full name as well as REAL address while doing business. In this case, it’s contact info. You’re not just releasing it.

    Number six:(desecration) …credit, dead it
    You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it

    Never let people “pay you back”, especially if they’re people that are requesting to pay you back for things rs related after you give it to them.

    “Seven:this rule is so underrated
    Keep your family and business completely separated”

    This also pertains to friends. Don’t involve other people with things they need not be concerned with.

    “Number eight: never keep no weight on you
    Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too”

    Never put yourself in a position where someone’s involving you in their scam. People that witness become culprits as well and shots will be fired if you’re anywhere near it.
    Don’t pick fights with mods or admins needlessly. I’ve done it in the past and regretted it. This in no way means suck up. Just don’t pick fights needlessly.

    “Number nine shoulda been number one to me
    If you aint gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
    If niggaz think you snitchin aint tryin listen
    They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin”

    If you’re not buying anything, stay away from your competitor and don’t cause beef. Nobody cares what you think about your competition and if you get up in their faces about nothing, you’ll pay the consequences as well as being made a victim.

    “Number ten: a strong word called consignment
    Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
    If you aint got the clientele say hell no
    Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow”

    Don’t attempt large deals without knowing what you’re getting yourself into. Always observe before acting. If you don’t have people to buy what you’re marching, don’t buy from anybody else.

    “Follow these rules youll have mad bread to break up
    If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
    Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
    Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
    Your girl fucked my man jake up, heard in three weeks
    She sniffed a whole half of cake up”


    If you follow these key points and elaborate them, you won’t get banned and you’ll be a noted trustworthy as well as legitimate business man or woman. Never let temptation to scam cloud your brain or someone will get you banned and ruin your entire reputation.

    Added notes:

    Making connections
    Look around and talk to people. Whether it’s on Sythe or in the real world, just talk to people about things you KNOW. Never appear pretentious or overly showy. If you don’t know about something in the discussion, let them explain i t by simply saying “Hmm.. interesting. Could you explain that further please?”. Speak as formally as you would at on an interview. Formal, yet laid back.


    Your BEST CHANCE AT SUCCESS is speaking with someone face to face or on the phone with a legitimate number (nothing restricted!). For online transactions, you also have an extensive selection of tools to help prove your legitimacy. If you don’t already know, there’s an internet phone called Skype, another program called Ventrillo, as well as Teamspeak. I highly suggest as wide a variety as possible without getting carried away. Getting carried away would be googling “talking program” and downloading everything you see.

    Always request a pm on sythe and if you’re doing big business, provide a phone call.

    Thanks for reading,

    Ethan
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    Current Businessman
    Future Record Company Owner
     
  3. Unread #2 - Jan 7, 2009 at 6:04 PM
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    This is the most unique guide I've seen, ever. It explains what you wanted to with a whole lot of detail. Good colors, since they're easy to read. This guide is freaking brilliant. 10/10
     
  5. Unread #3 - Jan 7, 2009 at 10:31 PM
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    Word Up 10/10
     
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    Nice guide ethan.... like how you made it detailed step bye step all related to B.I.G's props
     
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    Amazing, what else to expect from you Ethan! Great job.
     
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    10/10! Love it, but that is probably because

    We do buisness all day SON! :)
     
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    Brilliant guide, I enjoyed reading all of it. 10/10
     
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    the fuckhead just scammed me over msn.
     
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    I like how you translated black rap about drug dealing into an internet blackmarket for computer games. Very nice 10/10
     
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    Amazing guide and really unique. Aparently they making film about The Notorious B.I.G.

    Your guide helped a lot ;) .
     
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    That's what I thought.

    Thanks guys by the way.
     
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    This is really nice, since i like Biggie to.. Big 10/10 for u ;)
     
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    very nice guide.

    seems like you put in alot of effort.

    well done.

    --scarolan

    10/10
     
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    Nice Guide
     
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    very nicely detailed was so well related.
     
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    Very good guide 10/10 Great man.
     
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    $$$How to do business CORRECTLY as told by Notorious B.I.G$$$

    You explicated a rap song.

    I would have to disagree with rule two on your guide though. If you want to be a true legit business man you should always provide your customers with receipts/proof your product is legit. Of course its their business where you got the product from because you are selling it to them. Its a good way to lose your sales.

    In the business world if you sell an illegally obtained product and it goes into the customers hand without a receipt they are now liable for your illegally obtained product and you are too. Of course the customer should always be smart enough to ask for receipt after buying a product but doing this will give your company a bad name and possibly ruin it after legal actions are taken. I know it probably doesn't pertain to sythe but in the real world its a good thing to keep track of where you are getting your money. Especially how the market is going these days banks will take your money if you can't prove how you got the money.

    Not rating and not hating

    Good guide bro
     
  35. Unread #18 - Jan 9, 2009 at 7:46 AM
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    In this case I'm not reffferring to legality because it is assumed you're providing your product legitimately. The idea is not to reveal either your source or supplier. That's how it works in the business world.
     
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    10/10 good layout and good way of putting it across and diffrent good guide
     
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    unique guide ty mate
     
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