Korbin Dallas:"Uhh, negative. I am a meat popsicle"
The Fifth ElementFTW
and I must add the best bits from The Jerky Boys:
Johnny:[being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Oh, God! My mother, she woke me up today. She poured a hot pan of grease all over my chest and my ass and genitals and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off. Burger Bob Customer: What does that have to do with ANYTHING? Johnny:[being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Because I can't see damn it, you son of a bitch
[Kamal throws a piece of cement to Foreman's head] Construction Foreman: Hey, you two, Johnny and Kamal, get back to work, we got a job to finish here! Johnny:[being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, were you trying to get me, sweetie cakes? Construction Foreman: Goddamnit Johnny, cut the bullshit, huh? Johnny:[being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, yeah? Why don't you come up here and show me your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge and I'll fur you up head up first into a fuckin' sailor dive and I'll join with you down in the water and I'll rub all sea weed all over your ass and you neck and shit. Oooh, we'll have a good time! Construction Foreman: That's it, you two! You're fired!
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Steve Stifler: Ohhhh! Ohh! The first tits this guy ever saw were because of me. The first girl he ever hooked up with was at my party at my cottage. That girl is the girl he's marrying. The Stif-man showed him the way. Can I get a 'Hallelujah'?
Football Team: Hallelujah, Stifler!
Steve Stifler: But, my fuckers, this mofo right here does not want the Stifmeister, the grand fucking facilitator to attend the wedding. Who sucks donkey dick?
Football Team: [chanting] Jim sucks donkey dick!