So.. A seller recently recovered an account I bought.
Called paypal up, and got some chick sayin I cant dispute when purchasing virtual/nonphysical goods.

So.. I thought I'd contact them thru "Contact us" and dispute, so I cant dispute it cause its a virtual goods- so now I need something I can dispute.. But Idk if I should say that he never sent me the "physical item"

I don't think they'll believe it was a physical item if you sent as gift. If you sent as goods, he'll need to provide proof of sending the item or you'll get your money back

Making it.. I could claim I bought anything physical? Like hockey card or crap like that, and he wont be able to prove he did?

What kind of payment did you send it as?

Say it was for a virtual service.