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is it normal to jerk off
i choke my bird everyday....the moment i wake up i choke her, when im in the shower 10 mins after i wake up and before i go to work (20 mins after i shower), then i jerk her at lunch at work 12 pm, then at 5 pm when i get home i choke her, then i choke her in the shower before bed then i choke her before i go to bed. is this normal
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06-20-2009, 02:28 AM
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Re: is it normal to jerk off
nice i havent jerked in my life because i use my blow up doll to do it for me :/
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06-20-2009, 02:29 AM
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06-20-2009, 02:31 AM
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Re: is it normal to jerk off
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i choke my bird everyday....the moment i wake up i choke her, when im in the shower 10 mins after i wake up and before i go to work (20 mins after i shower), then i jerk her at lunch at work 12 pm, then at 5 pm when i get home i choke her, then i choke her in the shower before bed then i choke her before i go to bed. is this normal
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Yes it's normal are you retarded ( You do it excessively so not really )
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nice i havent jerked in my life because i use my blow up doll to do it for me :/
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That's pretty pathetic bro
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06-20-2009, 02:32 AM
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LMAO, this is a great thread...
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06-20-2009, 02:33 AM
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Re: is it normal to jerk off
is it normal to stroke the bird a lot like me..i just feel like i have too....my chicken needs a good stroke everyday at least 5 times..or i cant feel good about my bird
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06-20-2009, 02:37 AM
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is it normal to stroke the bird a lot like me..i just feel like i have too....my chicken needs a good stroke everyday at least 5 times..or i cant feel good about my bird
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You're a huge faggot fyi
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06-20-2009, 02:39 AM
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is it normal to stroke the bird a lot like me..i just feel like i have too....my chicken needs a good stroke everyday at least 5 times..or i cant feel good about my bird
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B-B-Bird bird bird, THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
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06-20-2009, 02:43 AM
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Re: is it normal to jerk off
I'd say that's a bit excessive. And just to let you know the word "penis" is not censored on this site.
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06-20-2009, 02:47 AM
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tbh i dont like calling my part a bird i call it secret agent 6in
Fyi it's a wrestling doll that blows up i got it when i was 8 but i cut a hole in iuts mouth but i only use it for speical occaisons 
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06-20-2009, 02:47 AM
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op has hairy palms
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06-20-2009, 02:52 AM
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That's a bit too excessive.
So much spam on this thread..
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06-20-2009, 02:56 AM
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lol.
Yeah wanking is normal but man, I think you should cut down.
Think of it like this. Your having a go 5 times a day, everyday. Thats 35 times a week.
Instead of having 5 quick ones how about having 2 long satisfying ones.
All your doing is teaching yourself to bring yourself to orgasm quickly and at 35 times a week, i'd say you'd be pretty pro at playing who can cum the quickest. When you start having sex, you will regret your 5 a days. Your girl won't be happy either.
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You should definitely not be showering two times per day. It is a complete waste of water, unless you have a water tank?
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06-20-2009, 03:52 AM
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Wow relax buddy, get a damn girlfriend. Wow...
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06-20-2009, 03:54 AM
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06-20-2009, 03:55 AM
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LMAO, this is a great thread...
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Ha I Agree! BEAT YA MEAT(AH)! LMAO
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06-20-2009, 03:56 AM
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Re: is it normal to jerk off
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nice i havent jerked in my life because i use my blow up doll to do it for me :/
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Every MAN jerked off once in his lifetime/
Do you have Sperm?
How do you know...
Stop lying. Pathetic.
And Why do you beat off so many times a Day.
That's to much.
You need a Hobby.
Anyways Yes it is Normal.
It Actually relieves stress >.>
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ffs kids
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