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Old 08-17-2011, 05:38 PM
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AMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones. She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke – ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.

Says Mandy, 25:

“Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. ‘It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.”

You might suppose he was made of tougher stuff.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/289852/stran...s-bottom.html/

And this is her... (Warning, large woman)




























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Shes not wearing pants...
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Old 08-17-2011, 06:22 PM
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Oh my god, honestly? The world has such retards who don't give a single fuck about their weight?
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All you can really say is what the heck.

How can you not feel a cat that you have sat on...
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Old 08-17-2011, 06:54 PM
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My god she's fat. Look at the layers of fat!
I feel sorry for the cat.
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ok...she sat on a cat and died. ok....shit happens...


BUT....


Why would u go down on her? *Throws up* *Several Times*
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All you can really say is what the heck.

How can you not feel a cat that you have sat on...
Exactly what I thought. Clearly she felt it, but was to lazy to get up/wanted to just get comfy.
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Old 08-17-2011, 07:31 PM
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Damn this is sickening. How the hell can you do that to yourself geeze. Better yet how can you eat that much?
I don't get along with cats, but still that poor cat didn't deserve to die like that sheesh didn't even have a chance.

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ok...she sat on a cat and died. ok....shit happens...


BUT....


Why would u go down on her? *Throws up* *Several Times*
Oh whoa I missed that part ughhhhh
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I'm more disgusted by the fact that someone intended to go down on her than the fact she killed a cat by sitting on it.
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Old 08-17-2011, 09:13 PM
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Wow I don't think I could ever become that fat before taking drastic measures to reduce my weight.
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How the hell does she even have a boyfriend? If she made a wrong move during sex, he would be squashed like the cat.
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Doesn't seem real to me. No sane man would go down on her. EVER.
The cat can go to hell.
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That's just downright nauseating. I don't understand how the hell she could ever stand up and sit down in the first place.
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You know who she reminds me of?

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My boyfriend was going down on me
Bullshit.
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Old 08-18-2011, 12:56 AM
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jesus, one womans wild hedonism led her to sentence a cat to a fate worse than simply getting shot in the head: suffocation.

imagine how frightened that cat must have been.

this is why ppl hate americans. stupid and lazy giant blobs who are not willing to check under their rolls for a creature that might be suffocating.
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All you can really say is what the heck.

How can you not feel a cat that you have sat on...
It pleasured her
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Old 08-18-2011, 05:49 AM
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That's sick...
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Oh, god... poor cat!
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