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Necromancer24 *BANNED* · #1 09-09-2010, 12:19 AM

Enjoy the interview

Hopefully, you all will see what a great guy Marcell is <3

Okay, Gohan. Are you ready?
Yea

So how did you first find Sythe?
Was trying to find bots I could leech off of

Did you find those bots you were looking for?
yeah, but my dumbass couldn't ever set them up right

Why do you stay at Sythe? What attracts you to the site?
To get postcount up and make new friends

If you could change one thing on Sythe, what would it be?
I'd probably remove like 4k of Skele's posts so I can stay #1

What was your biggest moment on sythe?
My biggest moment was when I first joined. I went in the spam forum and just literally tried to start shit with people. Pretty sure I was one of the most hated people in there for a while.

Tell me about your childhood.
Shit.... When I was 7 or 8 I used to watch fucking Dragon Ball and Dragon ball z every day after school nigga. Mackin on bitches in school, singing in my school chorus and whatnot, fucking my teachers after class, makin that dough selling pokemon cards

Who do you have the most respect for?
In real life: My mother and anyone else who can raise 3 kids on her own while having to deal with my bullshit all the time. on Sythe : I haven't really though of respecting anyone online, I just care about them.

What happened to your father, if I may ask?
My parents divorced and my father has done some stupid things that I don't want to say here.

What is your favourite memory?
Masturbating on the floor of my bathroom to this one bitch

Do you have a job?
FUCK NO

Why not? Is it because you don't want to or...?
I just hate the fact that it's impossible for a recluse like myself to find one. I am terrible at talking with people.

No way! You're very easy to talk to online. Do you have a problem speaking to people face-to-face?
I really can't even talk to my family members sometimes. I just get so nervous and start to panic. It sounds stupid but I have a terrible fear of being rejected. Probably because this one fucking bitch I tried being nice to just shit on me one day

Are you currently in a relationship?
Not even in a friendship

Wait. You don't have friends, at all?
I don't consider them friends, just people I talk to now since most of them just use me as a last option to when they are bored.

So I take it you're a virgin?
Yeah well I almost had sex with my ex girlfriend but my mom came home right when I was like munching on her weird ass looking coconut tits and that was like a week before I dumped her sorry ass.

Why did you dump her?
She liked to play mindgames with me and I knew she was fooling around with her ex

What's the stupidest thing you've heard someone say?
"Oh you speak spanish? You must be mexican"

What is the most expensive item you have ever bought?
Most expensive thing I've bought was probably 60-99 hunting.... lol...

How much did that cost?
35 from Cosrob <3

What is the Coolest/best thing you've ever done?
Coolest thing I've done was get a 6 killstreak on Halo 2 while eating pizza with the other hand

Have you ever traveled out of your country? If so, where?
Yeah I go to Peru each year and I was living there last year for a year and finished up highschool there. Also been to the bahamas

What's your favorite hobby/thing to do?
Maturbate

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Either a translator or someone who dedicates their lives to help people

What, you mean like Greenpeace and WHO?
Exactly

Do you have any pets?
None at the moment, they don't allow them at the apartments I live in

How are you doing in school?
College is honestly easy. All you have to do is show up and memorize everything that's on the slideshow and it's gauranteed you will pass with an A.

Who are some of your best friends on Sythe?
Everyone really

Do you have any bad habits?
Not showering, biting my fingernails, Leaving my dishes out, Sleeping too much, Masturbate alot, etc

How about pet peeves? Do you have any?
People who can't take a joke. Oh and racists.

Before we end the interview, do you think there should be anything the community should know about you?
I did some stupid shit in the past, I grew up and basically if you need someone to talk to about any problems whether it be Sythe or In real life, I'm always here for you

Aww I love you Gohan <3 Thanks for your time
Anytime bro <3 and go get your girl back

#2 09-09-2010, 03:21 PM

Wow no one has posted or anything? It was a good interview, I really didn't know much about Gohan before this.

Fuzion Ltd *BANNED* · #3 09-09-2010, 03:26 PM

Glad to see someone kept this idea alive. I read through all the interviews you posted and I must confess I really like them.

Keep it up!

**isuckathalo1** · #4 09-09-2010, 03:26 PM

Good job on the Gohan one I respect him.

JezusTime *BANNED* · #5 09-09-2010, 03:37 PM

Lol goodthing he doesnt have a dog, hed prob fuck it :P

jk <3 Gohan

**Gohan** · #6 09-09-2010, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JezusTime

Lol goodthing he doesnt have a dog, hed prob fuck it :P

jk <3 Gohan

I probably would.

Fedora *BANNED* · #7 09-09-2010, 03:44 PM

Nice interview. I laughed IRL with some questions (:

mathieudecoole *BANNED* · #8 09-09-2010, 03:46 PM

Lol, that was a very nice interview

PS i also watched dragonball after school :P

ChrisColpitts · #9 09-09-2010, 03:46 PM

Haha one of the best interviews yet!
Gohan is definitely a character, made me laugh a few times.

Great improvements necro, a lot more questions and more personal : )