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Old 12-15-2007, 01:17 AM
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I need a painless, preferably quick and effective way to commit suicide. Dont have a gun so what can i do?
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Dive headfirst off of your roof?
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Old 12-15-2007, 01:28 AM
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Broken bones, no Death.
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Old 12-15-2007, 01:29 AM
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Have a friend break your neck?
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Overdose?

May not work though =/
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dude thats funny, thats not cool, if you were serious committing suicide you wouldnt care about pain and you wouldn't be looking for suggestions on a cheating site. If your serious go get mental help but joking about it isnt cool my 2 uncles and my grand father all committed suicide its not somthing to joke about
(turn your car on in a garage and die there, painless not that quick though)

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Old 12-15-2007, 01:34 AM
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Disembowel yourself with a wine bottle opener.
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Old 12-15-2007, 01:35 AM
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Get in a bathtub, and hold a toaster above your head, make sure the toaster is plugged in, then drop it.

If it doesn't work the first or second time you try, third time's a charm.
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Disembowel yourself with a wine bottle opener.

That sounds messy lol
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well no one try to stop him......
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This is for a report in school. Maybe I should have posted more detail.
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Everybody else, your methods of suicide suck.

Lock yourself into your room with a bottle of whiskey and a few bottles of painkillers.

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This is for a report in school. Maybe I should have posted more detail.
haha yeah mabe you should have lol, i would say suffocation, or hanging yourself if you hang yourself when u fall u will break your neck and die instantly
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Ser, you're a idiot.

Anyways take a bottles of pills go to sleep and you'll never wake up again.

You're welcome.

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The fastest, easiest, and painless way to commit suicide is simply cutting your throat really fast from one side to the other.
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Overdose on sleeping pills
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fairly quick is jumping off a tall enough building or a tall enough bridge.........
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:55 AM
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I got some great methods for you!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

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Dude man if your gonna go out go out in style, Kill all the people you hated and then get shot my the cops or suicide yourself...
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